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TheCC Staff
06-10-2008, 05:41 PM
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Are You A Geek, A Nerd, Or A Dork? FIND OUT HERE!
by Bruce Edwards

"...the (g)eek shall inherit the Earth"--Psalms 37:7

(kind of)

Welcome to GEEKLOPEDIA, the new column where we cleverly define everything under the warm rays of the Great Geek Sun, in any and all aspects of Assorted Geekery! Be it movies, comics, toys, books, or video games, we have strong opinions, and we're gonna let you know how to think about them! Don't agree? Let us know. But it doesn't mean you're going to be right. Each new article will introduce a new term/idea to the Geeklopedia, so sit down, strap in, and get ready to have the Geek Hive Mind reorganized the way it should have been all along...

People, people, people. We are a community. As a community, we need to recognize some shared nomenclature in order to communicate as efficently and clearly as possible. And one of the places we seem to have a lot of confusion is in the usage of the terms Geek, Nerd, and Dork (or Dweeb).

These are wholly seperate--though at first glace similar--terms. There are, of course, examples of people that run the gamut; there are geeks who bleed into dorkiness and nerds who can hold their own as geeks (kind of like a Venn Diagram of Geekdom, which is an example of Nerdiness bleeding into my Geekiness), but if you fall mainly into one area or another, you need to know what you are, and we all need to recognize these terms in order to best contribute to the overall health and well-being of our delightful community of fablously smart people who are currently ruling the pop culture/entertainment roost. Because, truly, if you missed the whole Bill-Gates-defined-the-21st-Century-and-changed-the-world-thing, well, then you're probably a hopeless Dork. Or Dweeb.


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alan_noah
06-18-2008, 07:01 PM
Bart: I gotta tell those Internet guys to hold tight.
Milhouse: Can I come too?
Bart: Good idea. You can speak nerd to them.
Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.

I love Milhouse, and I love that quote. I totally hear what you're saying, Bruce. I have come to use "nerd" to mean "geek" without giving it much thought, but I agree that there should be some established rules and definitions, so good job. Of course, it does imply that the name of of my Nerd Movie Preview was wrong, like you stated in the comments. Jerk.

Also improperly named would be Best Buy's Geek Squad. Though they may be Geeks, the fact that they are technically inclined would better be advertised by calling them the Nerd Squad. I assume you have contacted the folks at Best Buy already, and I'm sure a lot of VW Bugs will be repainted shortly.

I also wanted to mention that it seems like your definitions allow for sub-divisions to further differentiate and classify the four-eyed individuals of the world. For example, I could call myself a Geek, but more specifically, I am a Star Wars geek, a Simpsons geek, a Nintendo geek, etc. And sure, I have a little bit of a math nerd in me, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Actually, looking at your list again, it occurs to me that there is almost a progression of sorts involved. In other words, I can honestly say that I progressed from a kid who was predominately dorky into a full-fledged nerd, before becoming the geek I am today. Is that common? Is there another stage I have to look forward to down the road? Creepy old guy, maybe? I could live with that...